You'd be proud Ma.

I'm getting on an airplane this evening and flying to Portland. You'd be proud of me, I wore clean underwear. You always told me to wear clean underwear when I travel.

On at least three seperate ocaissions yesterday, I did not track mud in to the house.

Yesterday I washed the dishes, and no one had to ask me.

I got married last year.

I got a promotion.

I shaved.